Infant waterboarding

To ghastly to believe.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2008/04/18/ng.polygamy.crime.cnn

snowboarding

Pants and I finished our third day of snowboarding at this resort an hour outside of the city. They had this deal for newbs: $100, 3 lift tickets, 3 rentals, 3 lessons. I had a blast, and so did Pants, who before our first day had never been skiing, snowboarding or even sledding. It was her first time on a snowy hill. She liked it so much, we're talking about getting a season ticket next year -- $300 for the "limited" season pass (which means, on weekends, it's not good at the sister-resort up the street -- you can still go to the sister resort on weekdays, though) or $360 for the "unlimited" (good at the sister resort at all times). Pays for itself after 6 trips since usually lift tickets are $48. I'm totally psyched.

Welfare Dad

You know this guy is just going to go out and make the same mistakes the next time 'round. Those suckling at Uncle Sam's teat tend to think they never have to assume responsibility for their mistakes.